This is what happens when you get your sexual appetite mixed up with your gustatory appetite.

And right now, I'm kind of busy with some leftover Fun Size Nestle Crunches. They are calling for me from the candydish on my desk . . . .

I say, "Mmm, you little devils are luscious, sinfully f*ckalicious!

They whisper seductively, "And you're getting chubbilcious, so wonderfully big and round! Eat us up, Fat Boy! We'll make you Fun Size just like us!"

"Mmmmm, mmmm, oh, oh, oh, mmmmmmm!"

There are still four or five left in the candybowl, and now, they ask temptingly, "What's wrong, Tubs? Can't you handle all of us? Aren't you big enough?"

"Ooooh, oooh, ooh, mmmmm!"

Then, the last one decadently melts in my mouth . . . and I pat my bulging belly!

I think I hear some Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies moaning decadently from inside my desk drawer... Gotta go now.

Have a great day, and enjoy some delicious food, whether it talks to you or not!