The Advantages of Having a Chubby Guy

Are there really any disadvantages to being with a chubby guy?  

Can't think of any, can you?  You know why.  Cause ---

We're sexier.

We usually have great personalities.

We're not always at the gym.  Heck, we're not ever at the gym.

We're often on the couch or in bed, where you can easily find us.

We're not out running around.  We reserve our energy for eating and romance.

Speaking of which, we are better in bed.  And in the kitchen, we know our way around as well.

But here is a special skill you may not have considered if you've never had a chubby guy:  We are very good at licking.

If you ever need something licked, there's no one more suited for the job than a chubby guy.

Why? Because, we are masters of oral sex, because our mouths are so agile and and our mouth muscles in such good shape from all that eating, and because all we think about are sex and food (and sometimes, I think about Nigella Lawson, oh, but that's sex and food also).

Our mouth muscles, our lips, our tongues are well-experienced at licking ice cream, and eating the finer things in life, so find yourself a fat guy if you desire a little oral.

Or a lot of oral.

We have great appetites.  We've been known to binge.

We can't be beat.

Especially when it comes to eating out.