Writing erotica: A one-handed occupation

People are often asking my advice on writing erotica.  

Now, I don't pretend to do this better than anyone else.

I hope I'm better in bed than on the page, to tell the truth.

However, the best advice I can give is to read an article on writing sex scenes which was published in Utne Reader some years ago.  It is an excellent article and deals with the nuts and bolts (or nuts and other body parts) very well -- and in a fun way.

Here is the link to it:

www.utne.com/Literature/How-To…

One place in there he mentions that it is okay to be aroused by your own writing -- whether you are writing with one hand or two.

Now, that is always a big problem of mine -- and probably a big problem for many erotica writers.

I got to thinking about this while reading the first weight gain erotic piece by beellygirl:  fav.me/d4z7u76

It is a story dealing with the joys of feeding another while pleasuring oneself (Good story, by the way; go read it now.  Well, when you finish reading this...).

Got me to thinking about problems and issues for us weight gain erotica writers.  I am not saying beellygirl has this problem, but I definitely do.  

The problem:  I write what I write because I enjoy it so much -- perhaps even too much.  Thus, typing one-handed at times.

And now, when you consider writing weight gain erotica, this problem expands into new dimensions.

What I need when typing weight-gain erotica:

1.  One hand for the keyboard.

2.  One hand for feeding myself.

3.  One hand for, uh, you know, pleasures which may arise.

Okay, you see the dilemma -- not enough hands.

Or too much to do at once.

I believe in evolution as much as any monkey descendant, but I really can't wait for the species of weight gain erotic author to grow another hand.

I think I need a partner.

Or perhaps a new hobby which doesn't tax my physical limits so.

Have a great day, and keep living life to the fullest!

Grab onto your hunny, and grab something to eat (or feed to your loved one).

Do it now.  This may be the only lifetime we get for this kind of joy.